Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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