Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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