the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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