So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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