i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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