Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
