Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Randomize
