Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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