you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Found your dick twin last night
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You are a genius and a whore.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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