do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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