Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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