ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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