I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
