i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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