the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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