You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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