Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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