it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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