You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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