Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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