Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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