Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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