scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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