Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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