Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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