What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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