I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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