He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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