Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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