You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
