My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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