she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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