Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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