I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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