I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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