Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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