so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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