used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i believe in u and ur pee
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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