They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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