if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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