i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i just had sex bonerless
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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