Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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