Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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