On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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