Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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