I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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