just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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