Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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