Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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