who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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