About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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